Tuesday, January 21, 2014

As Heard From A Public School Teacher

Forward Note: today in schools as a part of a "common core" type curriculum, Schools are now teaching students the wonders of gun Control. this is a Rough transcript of my English class where such a topic was discussed for a 'Research Essay'.

Teacher:... For a example of a essay you may write, Should the government be making laws to ban Private assault gun ownership.
My Brain (aka Brain) :Well what do you define as a assault gun?
Teacher:in My opinion I think we should Ban the assault guns because people do mass murders with them.
Brain: (cringing) Well people kill people with toasters, what about them.
Teacher: Well to people really need a 20+ fullyautomatic clip to put their shells in.
Brain:(with even more cringing) do you know what any of these words mean? For starters, clips are very small and go into guns with fixed magazines like the SKS,m1903 or Garand; Second, what is a fullyautomatic clip? and third Shells are for shotguns, not rifles and fourth where do any of these things exist?

after a short while the teacher noticed my cringing in my seat listening to things that do not exist or have any relevance to the subject and she went on describing the assignment more. The icing on the cake of fail is the topic is labeled. 

    "There Should (should not) be federal laws banning private ownership of assault style guns and / or magazine clips that hold 10 or more cartridges/bullets."

I personally got a giggle out of the "magazine clip" line, this right here goes to show that the people trying to explain how evil and sadistic guns are, really dont understand what half of the things their demonizing are.

And to make things better here is a video of a California Senator doing the same thing.

(credit to Say Uncle for the video Link)

1 comment:

  1. How sad! At least when I was in high school it was a rural area, so teachers were pretty familiar with firearms. They also knew a load of BS when they heard it.